You'll Be Happy to Know I Haven't Worn These Pants In Two Weeks

The other day in French my teacher asked us to shout out all the Spanish words we knew.

When "sombrero" came up, he looked at me.

 I was wearing this hat.

I see you Charles, but I love this hat and you can't tear us apart.

I'm also fully aware of my excessive attachment to these pants but there's nothing I care to do about it.

They're so comfy and the most in-between color and I could wear them every day with a variety of strikingly similar white tops and never get sick of it.

Thanks, Urban.