Day Eight:

I just sold a duffel bag on eBay so I’m basically an entrepreneur. Do you think everyone in Australia is hot and stylish, or just the hot and stylish people? I always find myself reaching for detox tea while eating something like chocolate or popcorn. That’s irony for you. I can’t stop listening to t…

Day One:

Greetings and welcome to June, the first day of the summertime month during which I will be writing every day. Like, whoa. I know. That shouldn't be hard, right? Really, it shouldn't. There are 24 hours in the day and I should be able to write for at least fifteen minutes, somewhere in the…